The "Twitch Plays Pokemon" Life

astudyinsmaug:

hipsterinatardis:

jakemalik:

I could be attacked by a million of the these little bunnies and would seriously not care at all

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like just come attack me

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now

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attack me with kisses

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i hadn’t even scrolled down all the way before i knew that last gif would be there

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

Then you don’t know. I’m so sorry, Christopher. There was a telegram from the office from Macmaster… Your mother died yesterday.

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up