The "Twitch Plays Pokemon" Life

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

timelordridingintheimpala:

Seeing friends unknowingly reblog Roosterteeth things…

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lostinadarkworld:

This is why I love Patrick Stump.

lostinadarkworld:

This is why I love Patrick Stump.

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

sugarandflowers:

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

tastefullyoffensive:

[karmaqueen]
harlem-nightz:

intellectualyouth:

The Poet


I love this

harlem-nightz:

intellectualyouth:

The Poet

I love this

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

worb:

sabrina the teenage witch hired this balding man to play a high school student

worb:

sabrina the teenage witch hired this balding man to play a high school student

grossgay:

blasterririka:

[dude voice]but its not sexualizing its empowering!!! it teaches girls that they dont have to be ashamed of their bodies! their hot sexy bodies

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lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

lizawithazed:

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.



put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.
ANYTHING.

lizawithazed:

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.

ANYTHING.

are you fucking kidding me

girlwholovesdragons:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

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