Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
Seeing friends unknowingly reblog Roosterteeth things…
This is why I love Patrick Stump.
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner
if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
sabrina the teenage witch hired this balding man to play a high school student
[dude voice]but its not sexualizing its empowering!!! it teaches girls that they dont have to be ashamed of their bodies! their hot sexy bodies
when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like
I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.
put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.