I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Holy mother of god.
my heart says yes but my mom says no
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
when someone disturbs me while i’m eating
Mamoru’s superhuman daddy senses ruin R’s big surprise 20 episodes early.
I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME
"Well," said Dumbledore finally, "that’s that. We’ve no business staying here. We may as well go and join the celebrations."
dumbledore literally just puts baby harry in a basket with a letter on the dursley’s doorstep in the middle of…
when a 12 year old is attacking u on tumblr.com
that feel when youre in ur zone and you’ve been typing for AGES and ur likE ‘aw shit yes i got a whole cHAPTER’ so you check word count and ‘words: 700’
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST
Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”