i’m sorry for drawing this shit, but somebody have to
THIS. GUYS, PLEASE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!!
disregarding the pseudo-romantic undertones and pretentious grayscale coloring this is actually me
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
a͇̲̺̭̣l̦̳͙͔ͯ̇̊̈́̒͜l̷̝̩̭ͮͣ͊ ̧͊͐̀̂ͮ̚h̙̮̯̑̋a̟̬͍̖̹̞̍̿̾ͫi̫̙̘̠̫̾̄ͩ̆̾ͨ͢ͅl̖̳̖͈̰̜̂͗̔͋ͪ͡ ̝́t̨̠̫͇̟̠͇ͭh̵̟̭͕̙̞̤͓ȇ̸̯̳͓͉̻ ̨̎̓̅́̉͂ͥc̉r̸͙e̼̹͉͊͛ͫ͌ͤͦͭ͡e̎̈́́̄p̍̒ḛ͈͚̑ͣͪr̹͖̠ͪͦ̏́͂ͤͤ ͓̣̝̮̲̲̀̑ͧl͉͔͖̹̄o̼̟͇̖͕̟̠ͥͨ̎̒̽ȑ̻̹̪͕͕̻ḏ͉̦̀̍ͩ͐
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art.
At very first I like, didn’t understand what he was doing with the palette knife, and then I was like YOU ARE NOT YOU FUCKING FUCK